The four minutes before bedtime

Today Google failed me. I called my friend who has recently graduated with a B.Sc. in psychology. I said to her:
- Anna, Google failed me. I don't know what to do.
There was a short silence. Then:
- Honey, you realise Google is just a search engine, don't you? Oh, nevermind. Just tell me what happened.
I hesitated and then layed out the difficult words:
- All right, so, I googled 'What am I going to do with my life', and...
- And what happened then?
- Well, it crashed.